Hey guys, it’s been a while but Gman Squad Episode 7 “Boris & Clyde” has been released today! To continue where the goofy series randomly left off, characters Boris and Clyde attempt to run and gun their way out of Half-Life 2’s coast levels in their buggy. The deceased G-men from Episode 5 land right outside Heaven’s gate! Xanatos and Wolfer have been taken hostage and imprisoned. The Gman Show has it’s second segment all about what Stev and X23 think the future of the machinima genre is. Crackbone talks politics with a conspiracy theorist and owner of a website in a chatroom.
WATCH:
Youtube.com
Machinima.com
Jeff over at Machinima.com and I think this is the best of the series. Everyone else in our group thinks Episode 5 still was. See what you think — and as I mentioned in an earlier post, our next video to be made will very likely be the second Source Wars. Enjoy Episode 7!
Special thanks to our extras in the Gman Squad Episode 7 car chase sequence – Zekeuro, Max Rebo, Wesley, Simpleton, Strat6888, & Slayerpath.
EDIT: ALSO CHECK OUT the BEHIND THE SCENES of “Herdaberd Chicca-Chicca” on Stev’s Youtube – Click here!
-Xanatos
April 5th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
lol nice
April 5th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
lololololololol
April 6th, 2009 at 12:49 am
episode 5 still the best episode..
April 6th, 2009 at 5:06 am
I SEE THE GMAN SQUAD EVERY WEEK ,I HOPE GAMN SQUAD EP.8 WILL RELEASED FASTER !!!PLEASE XANATOS,I WILL SUPPORT JSCLAN FOREVER ^^
April 6th, 2009 at 7:02 am
- Say your name Ya Faggot!
-your name Ya Faggot!
The best part.
April 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Episode was alright, could have been better. Not the bets in the series, but hey everyone has there moments. However I loved the part where Crackbone was arguing with the conspiracy dude. I say ditch the the prank calls, and have Crachbone go at it with some random people (which he does anyway but you know what I mean). I also got a kick out of the intense filming of when boris and clyde were being killed. Kinda got me dizzy though. So in closing, thought it could have used a bit more planning (wait you guys never do that, jk) but still, it didn’t disappoint me.
Keep up the good work,
DropKick
April 6th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
i agree not the best but still brilliant. i especially liked the tool gun at the chase scene, o yea and crackbones audios are also epic xD
April 6th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Dearest Xanatos:
It seems you have used “it’s” incorrectly. “It’s” is a contraction meaning “it is.” It seems you meant to use “its” which is possessive.
Sincerely,
The Janus Syndicate Board of Education
April 6th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
i liked this episode better then the others but thsts just me
April 7th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
@ The JS Board of ED
wtf? lol
@ Mathiasjac
suckass
April 7th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
DropKick:
Do not question my methods. You should also watch your language – we are trying to keep a Christian environment on our website.
Sincerely,
The Janus Syndicate Board of Education
April 7th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@The JS Board of ED
Christian does not equal education.
I would suggest you to say “a respectful environment” rather than “a Christian environment”. Also mind the fact that this site is being visited by people believing in other religions too.
Sincerely,
The biggest deepshit asshole of all times. (whatever that means)
April 7th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I dunno, I think Episode 4 was the best. It never ceases to make me nearly piss myself laughing. Unfortunately, it seems to be the only one not on the Machinima podcast for whatever reason.
April 8th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Mr. X-tr3m3r:
What in Sam Hell are you babbling about?
Sincerely,
The Janus Syndicate Board of Education
April 8th, 2009 at 4:21 am
@ The JS Board of Fucktards
I shall question your methods all I want, and I will swear all I want.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:45 am
@The JS Board of ED
Babbling? I’m writing ffs.
April 8th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Misters DropKick and X-tr3m3r:
I urge you to cease and desist. The Internet is no place for language such as this. It was invented to help communications across the globe; instead you are using it as a place to act like heathens! This is completely unheard of and would enjoy the front page much more if you could please act like adults. Thank you.
With love,
The Janus Syndicate Board of Education
April 9th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Jesus invented the internet to tell everyone to come over to have blood wine.I don’t think he whould like it to be used for harsh language.
Wash your mouth out with soap!
April 9th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Hehe ^^ The gman squad never disappoints. But i would agree… This episode was a little bit slack then the others. And still yeah episode 5 was more successful.
And what the hell? Do you guys talk about The JS Board of ED:
”We are trying to keep a Christian environment on our website.”
A christian environment? The JS Board of Education?
Hva i svarte faen er det dere snakker om?
- Awesome norwegian… GranaMan
April 9th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
@ The JS Board of ED
at least you put “With Love” at the end, I accept your request for a relationship, and ask that you meet me at olive garden at 9:00 pm. I’ll be the guy in the rusty old van.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
@ dropkick
Do you need backup?
April 11th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Wow I hope the bitch above me is kidding.
I wasn’t aware tying an apron was “erotic”
April 11th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Why is everyone flaming?
April 12th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Because they are acting smart so they can join the JS
mirite
April 12th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Well the truth is that most of us are here to try to get in JS, other just want to hang out.
April 12th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Hello I like G man squad 7 . But there is one broblem . I want more information what happend the Xanatos and Wolfer
April 12th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
lololololololololololololololololol
April 12th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
It show in the begin, that they are stuck in the cell with Crackbone.
April 14th, 2009 at 6:52 am
xanatos,please tell me how to download garrysmod on my pc?pls replay me..
April 14th, 2009 at 7:31 am
@006zhe
Just buy it from Steam
April 14th, 2009 at 9:33 am
can tell me the website?
April 14th, 2009 at 11:09 am
006zhe@
Go to http://store.steampowered.com/
or open your steam and go to store.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:46 am
xanatos is sexy.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:21 am
thanks,linkneo and darth.thanks
April 16th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Xanatoast!
The best episode ever, I want more stuff like Herdabeard Chicca Chicca, simply awesome!
April 17th, 2009 at 6:37 am
i hope new sourcw show will come out fast ^^
April 29th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Come on, hurry up with the next episode!
I wanna know what will happen!
PS: Make Crackbone read the following:
Du er ikke norsk om du ikke kan lese dette!
May 26th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
You are very good team.Come on, hurry up with the next episode!!!!!!!
June 29th, 2009 at 10:06 am
nice new episode plz
July 1st, 2009 at 11:38 pm
You need to wait, you know it takes a while to make the Episode.
September 12th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
My first comment on JS!
I find the gman squad very funny and cool!
! It would be nice, if you play the old hldm! (with own server: [GMAN Squad] Fun!)
And you got me playing hldm! yes only hldm, because i have a crappy video card and hldms doesnt work
!!! fun pure !!!
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 am
dasdasdasdass
October 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Ha ha ha, Xanatoast!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:54 am
the gman squad is great
June 24th, 2010 at 3:15 am
the best episode i ever seen…
NB:I.m Indonesian.
June 24th, 2010 at 3:20 am
Faggotarium : A Faggots place… I guess……
June 24th, 2010 at 3:28 am
Fak man.. I don’t know what should i say…
DICK
June 24th, 2010 at 3:36 am
it’s still morning?
June 24th, 2010 at 3:41 am
i can speak indonesian, Wanna hear? Okay, titit mu itu besar sekali. (Translate:Your dick is very big)
July 28th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
can i join the Gman squad please please please you wont be disapounted if ill be in the Gman squad ow and be the way why you guys dont let other players join the Gman squad please anser these questions when have nothing to do thanks.
July 28th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
The Gman squad is GREAT.
August 10th, 2010 at 2:40 am
can i join the gman squad?
August 10th, 2010 at 2:41 am
i speak indonesian, my age is nine years.you got it?
August 10th, 2010 at 2:44 am
collection is half life is:half life 1,half life opposing force, half life blue shift, half life deathmatch,deathmach classic,half life deathmatch source,and anything of half life or half life 2
August 27th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
hey? i’m not only the indonesian? what a dick, you make me dissapounted. My honor, will gone…. You know? Sometime if you only the “strange” people, you heart will proud. Anyway can i join the gman squad?
August 27th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Crundle? What is meant anyway? I know what it is. But, i don’t know what exactly is it. Can anyone tell me?